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The science behind Coogi 


 "Livin' better now...  Coogi sweater now...," is one of my favorite rap riffs of all time and a reflection of where I now see myself in life.

In the past, I would visit the Coogi website weekly and salivate over the line of limited edition clothing that changed every quarter.

I would mentally file away all the items that I wanted but couldn't afford.  That is until now.

Currently, I have over two hundred Coogi items that I floss year round.  

"Liven' better now...  Coogi sweater now..."

Although, I…

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Puerto Vallarta Brothals 


Mexican brothels (called casa de citas, or "house of dates") exist in Puerto Vallarta,  In a tiny town like PV with it's huge population of prostitutes working in the strip clubs and as escorts , there aren't enough Mexicans to support brothels.  Fortunately, the cruise ship crews have needs.  Ask a taxi driver to take you to Las Alazanas or Las Antorches.  Another strategy is to go to the strip clubs first, and finish up with a cheap piece of chiquita at the casa de cita.  Talk to your tour operator. 

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Puerto Vallarta Strip Clubs 

Beware of the taxi drivers.  In many Mexican cities, a good taxista is a valuable ally when looking for a strip club.  In Puerto Vallarta, taxi drivers can double their daily wages by taking you to the worst ripoff places in town.  The driver will tell you how dangerous going to a strip club is.  He'll talk about how you'll be overcharged, cheated, treated without respect and pressured to tip constantly unless you go where he suggests.  When you agree, the asshole will deliver you to the very place…

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Mexican Strip Club Beginners Guide 



Mexican strip clubs are like a powerful drug.  They can be so enjoyable they're addictive.  It's also possible to have an awful experience.  The difference is usually simple information, understanding what power you have and don't have.  Hopefully, this page will be all you need.  Pay attention to your teacher at the left. 


To begin with, prostitution is legal in Mexico, but drugs aren't.  You may have read about a little narco-trafficing problem they are having in Mexico.  They take this problem…

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Best Strip CLubs in Miami 

A few of months ago, I came across an article on the Miami New Times web page titled “The Nine Best Strip Clubs in Miami, Now That Goldrush Is Gone (NSFW)” and after reading it, I thought it was only right that I set the record straight on who the REAL 9 best Strip Clubs in Miami are. Below are “The REAL 9 Best Strip Clubs in Miami” straight to you from a strip club connoisseur himself. Please enjoy responsibly.

9. Stiletto Gentlemen’s Club (Miami, FL)

Currently located where the Infamous “Centro Español”…

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Club Onyx - Charlotte 

I’ve had the opportunity to check out Club Onyx in Charlotte and I must say that I’m very impressed. The first thing that I’d like to mention about the club is the security. Before you can even drive into the parking lot you’re stopped by armed security that checks your glove compartment and trunk for drugs and weapons. So don’t drive to the spot dirty and rest assured you don't have to worry about anything jumping off in the club.

I got to the spot around 10pm and there was already a line of cars…

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Oakly Zero 

Uniqueness is a major aspect of living a playboy lifestyle and one major way in standing out from the herd is your selection of eyewear. One particular brand that I like to flaunt is Oakley's.  But not the current line.  Classic Oakleys with one line being the Zero and Sub Zero line of sunglasses.

With this line being out of stock for the last twenty years, collecting them can be hard and expensive.  However, if you're lucky enough to acquire a pair, your look will stand you out from everyone.


Use this…


A playboy lifestyle is comprised of many things and one of my favorites is the enjoyment of a fine cigar.  I smoke then during social festivities and especially before engaging in a hot fuck.  The relaxing effect coupled with the nice buzz improves the intensity of the love making.

Following is Cigar Affecionado's top 25 cigars for last year.  My personal favorites from this list are as follows:


  • Motecristo #2
  • Cohiba Beike BHK 54
  • Gurkha 25 Anniversary XO


The smoke has cleared and the ashes have…

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