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FuckedByADream 

 

Who’s your Daddy?

 

 

 

Papi,

 

I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend stopped by without calling.  He knocked on the door

and I looked through the peep hole after just getting out of the shower.  I asked him what

he wanted he said that he had my money for cell phone charges he owed me and that he

wanted his stuff.

 

I told him to wait because I wasn't dressed, and he said it was never a problem b4 unless

I had company! LOL!

 

So, I just opened the door with a towel wrapped around me.  I said you just want…

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Who took the black MAN out of RoMANce? 

 

If you have a question for me, hit me up at euftis_emery@yahoo.com.

 

Question: Who took the black MAN out of RoMANce?

My best friend and I were talking on the phone last night. We were discussing that movie "Something New" with Sanaa Lathan and all the good reviews it received.

She also brought up a good point, white men know how to romance a woman and black men don't.

We started comparing notes and they started coming together.

White men know how to go out on dates and actually not want anything but…

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Wanna be a Daddy 

 

If you have a question for me send me an email with "Daddy" or sum derivation  to euftis_emery@yahoo.com 

 

My wife and I separated and will be filing for divorce.  In hindsight we were both unhappy and did not care enough about each other to communicate our feelings.  

 

At the end of our relationship we barely spoke to each other let alone had sex. We were like roommates. 

 

Euftis, you have offered me advice before and once again I am in need of some strong words of wisdom.

relationship we barely…

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Who's your Daddy? - Very Serious 

 

If you have a question for me send an email with Daddy or some derivation in the subject line. 


Daddy, 

I had a dream that I don’t understand.  I hope that you can help me.

 

I was wearing a red nightie, no panties and I was in a room, with two couches, facing each other.

 

Each couch had three to four guys sitting on it.

 

I didn’t know any of them and they were all well hung, dressed in shirts, ties and dress slacks. 

Their pants were all unzipped, with their "man parts" hanging out. I straddled…

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Oral Orgasm 

 

I was chatting, well more listening to a co-worker who was bragging to me about an oral sex episode that he had the night before with his wife (so lame).  I was listening versus sharing because corporate America is inundated with Beta males who now view themselves as Alpha in the artificial world of money and finance.

So I’m listening to dude tell his story about his interlude with his wife and he mentions that he doesn’t want to fuck until he has had a little head.

Forgetting that I’m talking to a…

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Gettin' a Side Chick 

I am married with a child.My wife is oftentimes tired and pre-occupied with other things.As a result our sex life is slacking.I have talked to her and I have taken on more household responsibilities as well as more parenting duties with our son.But we still haven't increased the frequency of sex.Plus she is stilled tired and is pretty much a lazy lay.I don't feel like I am willing to leave or contemplate leaving her.I don't want to keep nagging/begging.My solution is a side piece ( no judgement ).What…

Properly Prepping your Pussy 

 

It really irritates me listening to Beta males bragging about getting pussy.  The major irritant as they tell their boring tales of 5-15 minute sex, is that from their stories it's blatantly obvious that they do not have a clue in what it takes to really turn a woman on.

Most men just rip into dry or partially moist pussy before a woman is sufficiently turned on and they think that just because she gets wet after the fact that they are doing something.

While others apply the "lick it before sticking…

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Raped at the Gym 

 

If you have a question for me, send an email with Daddy or some derivation thereof in the subject line to euftis_emery@yahoo.com 

Whose your Daddy?

Dear Daddy,

Today I started back my exercising regiment. I lost the little toning I had, so I went on the treadmill to jog. I've also ordered some of those Tai-Chi DVDs to help give me more flexibility.

So I'm working out in the gym when the security guy comes by and tells me its time to go. I look at my phone, not realizing the time. Ive been at the…

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Shy of Slutting in front of My Man 

 

If you have a question for me send an email with Daddy or some derivation there of to euftis_emery@yahoo.com.

Dear Daddy, I have a problem that is a little unusual. I have a gentleman friend that I have been seeing for about 6 years. Our relationship is not exclusive, and a few months ago he started talking about his fantasies and all the things he wanted to do, but had never done. Hey, I am up for almost anything, but some of his fantasies are things I am just not into.

So, I suggested that we go…

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A playa has four different kinds of girls... 

A playa has four different kinds of girls...

1. Wifey
2. Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

 



1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or fucks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be…

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