If you have a question for me send an email with Daddy or some derivation in the subject line. 


Daddy, 

I had a dream that I don’t understand.  I hope that you can help me.

 

I was wearing a red nightie, no panties and I was in a room, with two couches, facing each other.

 

Each couch had three to four guys sitting on it.

 

I didn’t know any of them and they were all well hung, dressed in shirts, ties and dress slacks. 

Their pants were all unzipped, with their "man parts" hanging out. I straddled one guy, facing him, and his dick got hard and I rode him for a while and at some point I put a blanket over his lap. 

I also remember driving around a parking lot, having a hard time finding a space. When I did find a space, I parked and went into an auditorium, which was only about half full. 

I remember freight train cars on tracks outside the auditorium door, and seeing the numbers 4 and 5. 

You know...  I wonder why I am always dreaming weird shit like this. You think I need professional help?  And I’m very serious.


I was chatting, well more listening to a co-worker who was bragging to me about an oral sex episode that he had the night before with his wife (so lame).  I was listening versus sharing because corporate America is inundated with Beta males who now view themselves as Alpha in the artificial world of money and finance.

So I’m listening to dude tell his story about his interlude with his wife and he mentions that he doesn’t want to fuck until he has had a little head.

Forgetting that I’m talking to a Beta, I agree with him stating that I don’t bother to get down unless I’ve had at least forty-five minutes to an hour worth of fellatio.

“Forty minutes!”  My co-worker exclaimed in disbelief.  “I’d be bustin’ after five minutes!  You can’t last that long.  You’re lying!”

I am married with a child.My wife is oftentimes tired and pre-occupied with other things.As a result our sex life is slacking.I have talked to her and I have taken on more household responsibilities as well as more parenting duties with our son.But we still haven't increased the frequency of sex.Plus she is stilled tired and is pretty much a lazy lay.I don't feel like I am willing to leave or contemplate leaving her.I don't want to keep nagging/begging.My solution is a side piece ( no judgement ).What advice can you give me on approaching a mature woman about getting together and letting her know up front what my situation is without deceit .I have read all of your books if you can refer me to a situation that you wrote about in one of your books that relates to this issue that would be great.

                NeedtoGetMyGrooveOn <br></br><br></br>

 

It really irritates me listening to Beta males bragging about getting pussy.  The major irritant as they tell their boring tales of 5-15 minute sex, is that from their stories it's blatantly obvious that they do not have a clue in what it takes to really turn a woman on.

Most men just rip into dry or partially moist pussy before a woman is sufficiently turned on and they think that just because she gets wet after the fact that they are doing something.

While others apply the "lick it before sticking it" technique getting the pussy ready with saliva versus the woman's personal juices.

All of these methods are woefully inadequate  to really giving a woman the mind blowing sex that she craves and dreams about.

The picture that I attached to this post is of my sub Chastity.     

If you have a question for me, send an email with Daddy or some derivation thereof in the subject line. 

Whose your Daddy? 

Dear Daddy, 

Today I started back my exercising regiment. I lost the little toning I had, so I went on the treadmill to jog. I've also ordered some of those Tai-Chi DVDs to help give me more flexibility. 

So I'm working out in the gym when the security guy comes by and tells me its time to go. I look at my phone, not realizing the time. Ive been at the gym for a good two hours. My roommates will nag me about where Ive been this late at night. 

I grab my things and start toward the door, I say goodnight to the guard and head out the gym. Its a little chilly and I wish that I had brought my jacket, instead of just wearing a sweatshirt and short-shorts. 

If you have a question for me send an email with Daddy or some derivation there of to euftis_emery@yahoo.com. 

Dear Daddy, I have a problem that is a little unusual. I have a gentleman friend that I have been seeing for about 6 years. Our relationship is not exclusive, and a few months ago he started talking about his fantasies and all the things he wanted to do, but had never done. Hey, I am up for almost anything, but some of his fantasies are things I am just not into. 

So, I suggested that we go to a swingers club together. I had been to one, and knew that there were people there that are into some of the things he wanted to try. He didn't like the idea at first, but eventually went with me. He absolutely loved it and wants to go all the time now. 

A playa has four different kinds of girls...

1. Wifey 
2. Baby Girl 
3. Side Piece 
4. Jump Off

Pa

I told my girlfriend that I wanted to watch 2 women freak each other for my birthday. She's cool with it (even though she won't participate). How do I make the most out of this situation?

WannaWatchTwoWomen

Hey Daddy,

I have a problem that I hope that you can help me with. I have a long-distance friend (let's call him Kyle) who likes to listen to me having sex with other men. After little over a year, I finally went to visit with him over a weekend. I had a great time with him and on my second day there he surprised me and had his boy (let's call him Cliff) come over to fuck me with him.

A couple of weeks after I got back, Kyle called me upset because his dumb ass didn't lock down his computer and his girlfriend saw the x-rated video that we had made. He never mentioned having a girlfriend and when I called him on it he apologized for lying by omission.

I was in a conversation with two friends discussing the character Cocoa, in my book Off the Chain Volume 2. Our conversation revolved around Cocoa's opinion that you could have sex with someone else and technically not be cheating as long as you didn't….have an orgasm. 

That's right. You can be in a relationship with someone and go out and have intercourse, oral sex…whatever …and as long as you don't cum…you're not cheating. 

I rolled on the floor in laughter as my friends (who are female of course) stated that although they didn't agree with Cocoa's rule, they did feel that there were some exceptions to cheating and they rattled them off to me. 

There are dozens of books with tips and tricks about how to correctly perform fellatio that will curl any man’s toes, but there still seems to be a great number of women who just can’t seem to get it right.

I get so many emails about how to reduce the gag reflex or how to achieve the “deep throat” technique, but before trying to master any of the required skills to give variety blow job, there is one ULTIMATE tip that needs to be understood and absorbed into the brain of every woman that wants to become an oral sex master.

Before learning any type of oral sex technique, A WOMAN MUST ENJOY GIVING!

Daddy,

I need help. My fiancé is the sweetest, kindest most thoughtful man I have ever met. Butttttt. he has a female best friend. They go everywhere together, they tell each other everything, they work together and are together in some way every day. He says that they are just friends and have been for over ten years. He is very attentive to me but if I call and she is around his tone changes. He always ends with I love you, unless she is around. And the only time he does not call on schedule is when he is with her. I've talked to some of my girlfriends about the situation and they think that I should talk to my fiancé's friend to feel her out. What do you think? Should I invest the rest of my life with this man?

WannaBeMarried

I went to Santiago, Dominican Republic for my birthday in March/2012 and I'd like to detail my experience with Latin women from a black man's perspective.

I had a dream that my ex boyfriend stopped by without calling. He knocked on the door
and I looked through the peep hole after just getting out of the shower. I asked him what
he wanted he said that he had my money for cell phone charges he owed me and that he
wanted his stuff.

I told him to wait because I wasn't dressed and he said it was never a problem b4 unless
I had company! LOL!

So I just opened the door with a towel wrapped around me. I said you just want to see
me naked and smiled at him. He didn't get the joke I guess or wasn't paying
attention. He just stared and I said excuse me while I get dressed and walked away.

I went into the bedroom and while I pulled a t-shirt over my head he walked in. I asked
him what was he doing in here and he said to watch me dress.

Dear Daddy,

Today I started back my exercising regiment. I lost the little toning I had, so I went on the treadmill to jog. I've also ordered some of those Tai-Chi DVDs to help give me more flexibility.

So I'm working out in the gym when the security guy comes by and tells me its time to go. I look at my phone, not realizing the time. Ive been at the gym for a good two hours. My roommates will nag me about where Ive been this late at night.

I grab my things and start toward the door, I say goodnight to the guard and head out the gym. Its a little chilly and I wish that I had brought my jacket, instead of just wearing a sweatshirt and short-shorts.

Dear Daddy,


I’m a 42yr old woman who was married and faithful for 21yrs. I was use to having some form of sexual contact with my husband at least 5 days a week. It didn’t matter if we were happy, sad, mad or glad, I didn’t believe in withholding sex. I never let my husband leave the house without making him cum.

Euftis gives advice to a 22-year old virgin in California who is torn with the descion of waiting to have sex when she finds love or having sex now and finding love later.

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i  was in a room, with two couches, facing each other. Each counch had 3  or 4 guys sitting on it. I didn't know any of them and they were all  asleep, dressed in shirts, ties and dress slacks.

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